Paid for and hand delivered application. They never even checked me out. There were no inquiries about me.They just took my money.

This place has all of the roaches you could ever hope for! Whether you are studying Entomology, or just a casual roach enthusiast, River Apartments has roaches that will entertain and delight the entire family! They have the big ones, the little ones, and even the hard to find in between sizes! The roaches are very friendly and will attempt to participate in all of your daily activities like: eating, sleeping, using the toilet, having a romantic evening with a lady friend, etc. Even when you cant see them, you will have that wonderful sensation of feeling their presence and knowing that they are there, looking on, their tiny eyes shining in the reflected light of the table lamp, waiting, watching, their alien purposes a mystery to you. Their collective hive mind is alive with purposes beyond your comprehension and darker than you will ever imagi..... ...Sorry..... I seem to have lost my train of thought.....Anyhow, if you have been looking for a place where the garbage dumpsters are always overflowing into the parking lot, the rooms havent been updated in twenty years, the security doors do not work, and many of the residents are sketchy, and of course roaches, this is the place for you!

Been here 2.5 years