Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.Principal Skinner: Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope youre prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.Chalmers: Yeah.Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.Singers: Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendents gonna need his medication When he hears Skinners lame exaggerations Therell be trouble in town tonight!Chalmers: Seymour!Principal Skinner: Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?Principal Skinner: Uh- Oh. That isnt smoke. Its steam. Steam from the steamed clams were having. Mmm. Steamed clams.Principal Skinner: Whew. Superintendent, I hope youre ready for mouth watering hamburgers.Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.Principal Skinner: Doh, no. I said steamed hams. Thats what I call hamburgers.Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?Principal Skinner: Yes. Its a regional dialect.Chalmers: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?Principal Skinner: Uh, upstate New York.Chalmers: Really. Well, Im from Utica, and Ive never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.Principal Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No. Its an Albany expression.Chalmers: I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.Principal Skinner: Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.Chalmers: For steamed hams.Principal Skinner: Yes.Chalmers: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.Principal Skinner: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.Chalmers: Of course.Principal Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. Im pooped.Chalmers: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?Principal Skinner: Aurora borealis.Chalmers: Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?Principal Skinner: Yes.Chalmers: May I see it?Principal Skinner: No.Skinners Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!Principal Skinner: No, Mother. Its just the northern lights.Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.Skinners Mother: Help! Help!