This mailbox changed my life, I would sincerely like to thank the USPS. After spending all day staring at this modern marvel, one of mans greatest achievements, I suddenly became popular with all the squirrels and, of course, all the pidgeons, additionally, had so much inspiration and insight about physics, math, science, and the answers to everything just came to me a million times faster. I finally learned just what it takes to create cold fusion, a time machine, and to travel so far into the future that colors are more beautiful. This mailbox is the best thing to ever happen to me. Maybe one day, I can live up to its greatness.